October 2011
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He smiled his first smile of the day. He probably allowed himself four.
– Raymond Chandler: Farewell, My Lovely
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— Do you mind if I disturb you for a moment, sir? — No, no, not at all. My diary’s pretty empty this week. Let’s see… Thursday morning: get shot. Yes, that’s about it, actually.
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A Single Man
At the thought of Christmas, George feels a chill of desperation. Maybe he’ll do something drastic; take a plane to Mexico City and be drunk for a week and run wild around the bars. You won’t, and you never will, a voice says, coldly bored with him.
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QI H-14
— So, Graham, would you like to read your joke?
— Did you write these, Stephen?
— Are they good?
— It just sounds like something you might write. Knock-knock…
— Who’s there?
— To.
— To who?
— To whom, surely.
June 2010
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May 2010
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April 2010
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March 2010
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Life on Mars
Gene: What the bloody hell are you playing at?
Sam: Bit of 'good cop, bad cop'.
Gene: No, no, no, no, you're more like a absolutely gorgeous cop.
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February 2010
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January 2010
20 posts
I went to see Bob Dylan last year, who I think is absolutely incredible, but he...
– Roger Daltrey, 1994
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Some people have a cross in their home, or a mezuzah on their doorjamb. I’ve got...
– Edan Lepucki
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December 2009
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